The Lonely Prince and His Companion, Original Fiction (Vampire AU)

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Sal, thinking himself a clever little thief, sneaks himself into the big, foreboding castle of "Prince" Battam. However, Sal does not realize he's just walked into a vampire's den-- a very, very hungry vampire's den. What is it like to be fed on by a vampire? Does it hurt? Does it feel good?